seagulls making a mess
11-01-2002, 04:45 PM
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sorry visioneer one, i have to disagree with you on this.....
Concur with the shotgun method. Minimal cleanup and satisfying to boot. The Alka-Seltzer method is just plain cruel and should be reserved for rodents. Or bank managers
i have to assume you just don't have a lot of experience in this area, 'cause it's common knowledge that the Alka-Seltzer method works well on lawyers too!
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Concur with the shotgun method. Minimal cleanup and satisfying to boot. The Alka-Seltzer method is just plain cruel and should be reserved for rodents. Or bank managers
i have to assume you just don't have a lot of experience in this area, 'cause it's common knowledge that the Alka-Seltzer method works well on lawyers too!
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11-01-2002, 05:01 PM
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au contraire. I'm the IT manager for the VI Dept. of Justice, based in the Attorney General's office. This place is absolutely filthy with lawyers... you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one.
Hell, they're so pervasive that I had to club three of the *******s just to get to my office this morning!
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Hell, they're so pervasive that I had to club three of the *******s just to get to my office this morning!
(SM - all in fun! No more nasty notes. Ca Va? bon.)
11-01-2002, 05:17 PM
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Re: Uh-oh.
Originally posted by visioneer_one
Guess that mekes me a fugitive.
I hit one with my Audi driving back to Ogden from Wendover. While cruising at 110 MPH. Foom! Pass. side headlamp cluster gone, a chunk of bumper missing, half the the grille splintered, radiator damaged. Feathers and innards everywhere.
That winged ******* caused $2700 worth of damage to my car. Thank Ghod for State farm.
Guess that mekes me a fugitive.
I hit one with my Audi driving back to Ogden from Wendover. While cruising at 110 MPH. Foom! Pass. side headlamp cluster gone, a chunk of bumper missing, half the the grille splintered, radiator damaged. Feathers and innards everywhere.
That winged ******* caused $2700 worth of damage to my car. Thank Ghod for State farm.
11-03-2002, 12:55 AM
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Out here in Arizona we have a surplus of rattlesnakes.....maybe we could send you a case or two. Why monkey around with stuffed ones when you could have the real thing?
11-07-2002, 08:00 AM
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From what I've been told, when the bird swallows the Alka-Seltzer, naturally it goes to their stomach. Well since birds can't burp like we can, the gases build up inside the birds stomach and eventually they will literally explode. I don't imagine it's a very kind death (or at least I wouldn't want to die like that.)
11-07-2002, 12:31 PM
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It's called the "Tonbi", made by Craftroom in Japan. "Tonbi" means "Black Kite" (as in the bird) in Japanese.
Bet those little oyster-droppers would give this one the benefit of the doubt...
Bet those little oyster-droppers would give this one the benefit of the doubt...
