campfire poem...bring your marshmellows
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campfire poem...bring your marshmellows
heres a story about one summer day
me and my friend were bashin
well...crashin anyway
in his big backyard
he had A pool
"Lets try and Jump It"
"what are you a fool?!"
so he built a ramp
i thought he was nuts
"gonna jump the pool?"
"come it'll be cool"
so now the ramp done
and now its time for fun
no second thought
if if breaks a new ones bought
servos all sealed up
budweiser in my cup
I'm ready to take flight
no such thing as fright
full throttle through the grass
really trying to haul some ass
hit that ramp and watch it fly
over the pool no need to cry
now the guy with the idea
he cant even drive or steer
got his truck goin real fast
he chickens out
on the first pass.
i say come on get some balls
ill dive in and get it
if it falls
so once again through the grass
nows hes REALLY haulin ass
"come buddy keep it straight"
i gotta see this i cant wait!
lemme tell you what a fool
off the ramp
and in the POOL !!!!
what a chump he cant drive
now im on the recovery dive
i pull it out of the sea
oh how funny this cant be
his truck all wet but sealed up tight
he'll let it dry
and check it tonight
upon inspection he sees some foul
one drowned servo
he lets out a growl
so lets check the engine
it might
have been broke
time for a rebuild
lets both hope it works
so here we are ready to start
this little engine
we just had apart
fire up the engine did
otherwise we'd want your bid(ebay)
so all the damage had been done
1 servo down
but boy that was fun
have your fun driven slow
but heres the moral of the story
live and die by backyard glory
DON'T BE A FOOL
JUST JUMP THAT POOL !!!!!!!!
me and my friend were bashin
well...crashin anyway
in his big backyard
he had A pool
"Lets try and Jump It"
"what are you a fool?!"
so he built a ramp
i thought he was nuts
"gonna jump the pool?"
"come it'll be cool"
so now the ramp done
and now its time for fun
no second thought
if if breaks a new ones bought
servos all sealed up
budweiser in my cup
I'm ready to take flight
no such thing as fright
full throttle through the grass
really trying to haul some ass
hit that ramp and watch it fly
over the pool no need to cry
now the guy with the idea
he cant even drive or steer
got his truck goin real fast
he chickens out
on the first pass.
i say come on get some balls
ill dive in and get it
if it falls
so once again through the grass
nows hes REALLY haulin ass
"come buddy keep it straight"
i gotta see this i cant wait!
lemme tell you what a fool
off the ramp
and in the POOL !!!!
what a chump he cant drive
now im on the recovery dive
i pull it out of the sea
oh how funny this cant be
his truck all wet but sealed up tight
he'll let it dry
and check it tonight
upon inspection he sees some foul
one drowned servo
he lets out a growl
so lets check the engine
it might
have been broke
time for a rebuild
lets both hope it works
so here we are ready to start
this little engine
we just had apart
fire up the engine did
otherwise we'd want your bid(ebay)
so all the damage had been done
1 servo down
but boy that was fun
have your fun driven slow
but heres the moral of the story
live and die by backyard glory
DON'T BE A FOOL
JUST JUMP THAT POOL !!!!!!!!
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campfire poem...bring your marshmellows
Hahahaha my friend drove his car into a stream once, screwed the whole thing up. I couldnt stop laughing. Nice poem. Makes me wish i had a pool....