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Old 02-08-2006, 03:07 AM
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One day, there was a catastrophic event which caused all living
creatures

on earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to heaven. God

approaches and says, I want the men to make two lines. One line for
the men who

ruled their women on earth and the other line for the men who were
ruled by their

women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." With that
said and done,

the next time God looked, the women were gone and there were two
lines.

The line of men who were ruled by their women was 1000 miles long,
and in

the line of men who ruled their women, there was only one man. God
became

angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created
you in

my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one
of

my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them,
my son,

how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replied,
"I

don't know, my wife told me to stand here."




Old 02-08-2006, 07:32 AM
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Gus,

You managed to come up with ONE joke that my wife actually liked!

Old 02-08-2006, 08:34 AM
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Had to find one some time, to make up for the other one.

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